Memorable Aldarn Quotes
Aldarn has been known to say things that are both funny and enlightening. But mostly funny. Here are a few of his classic gems.

Episode 3: The Key
Aldarn: "You've been to Earth? What's it like?"
Caleb: "The teenagers there stand on little boards with wheels and do '360° Fakey-Ollies...' Oh, yeah, and they say 'like' in the middle of their sentences for no reason!"
Aldarn: "That sounds...good!"

Aldarn: "Hi! My name is, like, Aldarn. Would you like to, like, do a 360° Fakey-Ollie with me sometime?"
Cornelia: "What?"

Irma: "So you're saying that we're going through all this because of the stink-monkey over there?" *indicates Blunk*
Caleb: "Well, duh!"
Aldarn: "'Duh?' Caleb, your speech has, like, changed!"

Episode 19: The Underwater Mines
Aldarn: "Have any of you seen a rude, annoying passling around?"
Villagers: *point to Blunk*

Aldarn: "Blunk, I need you to find Caleb and give him an important message. His father is alive. He's being help prisoner in the Underwater Mines, along with my father."
Blunk: "Right! Father being held in underwear mines!"
Aldarn: "No, UnderWATER Mines!"
Blunk: "Water. Good."
Aldarn: *annoyed stare*

Season 2, Episode 6: "F" Is For Facades
Elyon: What have you done with Julian and Drake, you traitor?
Miranda: And Aldarn! Don't forget Aldarn!
(That line exists solely for the appeasement of the rabid Aldarn fans)

Season 2, Episode 9: "I" Is For Illusion
Aldarn: "These Earth-noculars (binoculars) totally stone! Er, I mean rock. Never mind."